I received an email at work today via Private Critic.
What’s Private Critic?
It’s a website that allows you to: “Send anonymous emails to your friends, co workers and classmates.”
What’d the email say?
“Please wash your hands after using the bathroom.”
You don’t wash your hands after you go?
Sometimes I do.
When I shit on them!
(Full Disclosure: “When I shit on them” is from a George Carlin bit. You can read it here. Also, I have since learned whom sent the message. The email was a joke. However, I had the last laugh because at my desk is a dish of Jelly Belly’s that I’ve been putting my hands into all day… My filthy urine-covered hands.)