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Wish.

Internal Monologue, Observations on October 15th, 2008 No Comments

As she exited the elevator this morning, I noticed she was losing her hair. It wasn’t hard to notice the blatant attempt to conceal the inevitable. I felt bad for her.

Just as I wish my hair to never thin or fall away, I assume she wishes she had it back.

It was in that moment that I decided, should the Make-A-Wish Foundation call me and tell me all the sick kids in the world already got their wish and now they have an abundance of wishes and I get one…

I’d wish for all women to never experience thinning hair or be bald ever.

There you have it. That’s how I’d help the world. I’d be put into history books as the man that cured Alopecia Totalis and possibly, numerous cases of E.D.

World, you’re welcome.

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