Unemployment Tip #8: Save On Booze.
Unemployment Tip #8: Save On Booze.
It’s Friday and the weekend is just around the corner! Before you start celebrating, have you checked your bar? What about the fridge? Running a little low on the spirits, eh?
No worries, friend!
It’s time to take a trip to Sam’s Club to save on booze.
Now, I know what you’re thinking:
“Did he just say Sam’s Club, a subsidiary of the all-mighty and evil Wal-Mart?”
Yes, I did.
Sure, Wal-Mart Corp has done a lot of terrible things to the planet, it’s employees, and the small communities this big-box store destroys, BUT they do two things right:
1) Cheap booze 2) No membership is required to buy cheap booze
Now that’s an Unemployment Tip we all can use! I’m off to Sam’s “Liquor Store” right now… It’s a holiday weekend after all!
See you on Monday!
walkonred
Unemployment tip #9, publish these and make a ton of money!
They are extremely funny, while being genuinely useful.