Michael Venske

Did you see any other ESL teachers around? Any teachers that went out as couples?

This morning I had an impromptu telephone interview with a recruiter for a staffing agency. The woman on the other end of the line was named Celeste. And as much as I love talking about prior employment and “selling myself,” I was having a difficult time focusing my attention on this potential employer’s questions. All [...]

I have eight minutes before I have to hop in the shower. A few different matters are at hand… My license is suspended. It’s been suspended since December 26. That’s my bad. My fault. I hope to have it reinstated tomorrow at court. Seven minutes. Yes, I have court tomorrow. I’m contesting this ticket in [...]

Shortly after Katherine and I broke-up, I asked my friend Lauren to write a personal ad for me. Who better to write a personal ad than your closest companion? (I suppose I could have asked Katherine to do it, but that would have been awkward. I suppose I still can. I’m gonna send her an [...]

Girl A — we’ll call her Jessie Spano — goes on a date with, um — we’ll call him AC Slater. After the date she decides she’s not interested in AC Slater. So Jessie Spano goes on a date with with Zack Morris. Later, Zack is talking to Slater about the date. Here’s a brief [...]