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CHINESE THINGS (KINDA) TRANSLATED TO ENGLISH

China, Observations, Satire on October 11th, 2012 1 Comment

Michael is still learning Chinese, but here are a few items he’s been able to translate for you…

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Actors & Bad Publicity

News, Satire, Tips on June 2nd, 2010 No Comments

IS THERE SUCH A THING AS BAD PUBLICITY? Are you familiar with the phrase “There is no such thing as bad publicity?” If you work in the arts and depend on audiences for your livelihood, you’ve likely heard or even uttered the phrase. But did you know “…no such thing as bad publicity…” isn’t the [...]

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Tags: ACTORS, Daniel Wozniak, Hunger Artists Theatre Company, News, Publicity

Spoiler!

News, Satire, Video on April 2nd, 2009 No Comments

After 15 seasons on NBC, ER says goodbye with a two-hour series finale. Which seems a bit unnecessary when we learn that everyone in the ER has AIDS. I think they stole this idea though from another show…Sorry for the spoiler…! walkonred

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Unemployment Tip #1: Accept It.

Satire, Unemployment on April 1st, 2009 No Comments

So you’re unemployed, huh? Welcome to the club! Unemployment Tip #1: Accept It. To some the loss of a job can be just as devastating as the loss of a child, spouse, pet, plant, sports team, the remote control or even a set of keys. In the days and weeks after “your last day” you [...]

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Retarded?

Commentary, News, Observations, Question, Satire, Video on March 21st, 2009 7 Comments

(CNN) — “An unexpected and sudden spotlight on the Special Olympics, an organization that for more than 40 years has served and honored those with intellectual disabilities, comes less than two weeks before the nonprofit launches a new campaign: Spread the Word to the End the Word.” Do me a favor and reread the bold [...]

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