Michael Venske

Girl A — we’ll call her Jessie Spano — goes on a date with, um — we’ll call him AC Slater. After the date she decides she’s not interested in AC Slater. So Jessie Spano goes on a date with with Zack Morris. Later, Zack is talking to Slater about the date. Here’s a brief [...]

Random Question: Has anyone ever hummed The Star Spangled Banner before a major sporting event? I know bands and music groups have played it without lyrics, but has anyone ever hummed it?

I’m at a coffee house in Uptown writing a sketch. Out of nowhere, I farted. Loudly. I have my earbuds in, so I couldn’t technically hear it, but I know it was loud based on the look from across the room I just got. That was liberating in so many different ways. ~Walk | On [...]