Michael Venske

Today’s Unemployment Tip encourages you to know the law in your continued attempt to survive being unemployed. Why do you need to know the law? Because it’s only when you know the law that you can get around The Law…by obeying it. The men and women of law enforcement, The Law, or “Johnny Law” as [...]

Don’t you hate paying full-price? Doesn’t everybody? Well, especially you. You’re the one without a job… It’s time to brush up on your bargaining skills! I’ll save the space and just direct you to this site and this site for the “how to” details. And know that if I can haggle, you can haggle. My [...]

Are you a college-aged unemployed white-guy with facial hair looking to score a few extra bucks? Yeah, me too! You should consider donating plasma! You too can be part of this painful time-consuming experience that has been rumored to help save lives. For you Minnesota locals, the place to get stuck-up is CSL Plasma Services. [...]

Remember that week before you found out that you were gonna be laid-off? Remember the week after you found out you were gonna be laid-off? Yeah, it’s the truth. A lot can happen in a week. For instance, last week’s Unemployment Tip was to Avoid Relationships. Today’s tip is naturally a contradiction: Go On A [...]

Happy Monday! Welcome back to the Unemployed Work Week or UWW. You’ve really got to stop letting this lack-of-a-job thing get your down! You know what you need to do? Get high! I know what you’re thinking, “Swine Flu is my generation’s AIDS…drugs are expensive…I’m on a budget…I don’t even know where I can get [...]