Michael Venske

Let’s face it America, it’s trendy to be unemployed. Today I spent over $290, but saved $50 by presenting all my coupons. A woman in line said she admired me for my efforts! I have a fridge and freezer full of food and I’m comforted in the most astounding way. My nerves are settled by [...]

Random observation about myself… Don’t buy me or give me fruit. I won’t eat it. I’ll just watch it mold. I only eat fruit that I purchase myself. walkonred

5:30AM. Ignore alarm.7AM. Get ass outta bed.7:06AM. Feed cats. Coffee. Vitamin B12. Begin to make “one fuck of a breakfast.”7:30AM. Feel guilty about not doing laundry. 7:40AM. Put shirt and pants into dryer to “freshen-up” and give the appearance of being clean.7:45-8:12AM. Finish making “one fuck of a breakfast.” Enjoy. QUICKLY!8:14AM. Shower.8:30AM. Clothes.8:39AM. Car. Drive. [...]