WHAT THE FUCK?!
Did you really need to share so much disappointment, frustration, sadness, shame, loneliness, and embarrassment this year? At least you kept things real and raw.
Congrats on making all the other months seem less terrible by making just this one month — July — so much worse than the rest!
Tom Poole’s accident and subsequent death remains to be the low point, 2011. I miss him. We all do. There’s no way to get around it and not much more to say. Let that be the mark of a life well-lived.
Another relationship that ended unexpectedly in July was the one I was in with my girlfriend, Sarah.
But you weren’t done yet. July just kept getting better…
Like when my home went into foreclosure. Well-played, 2011!
Oh, and special thanks goes out to Wells Fargo. I couldn’t have gone into foreclose without you!
Thanks for taking 7+ months to review the necessary loan documentation to qualify me for the Making Home Affordable program in an attempt to save my home. Thanks for misplacing the files I sent in November 2010 and then waiting until the files were all expired in February 2011 to contact me. Your expeditious handling of my account really helped fuck me. Well done.
However, there are the five things that got me through such a shit year.
- The love and support of family and friends
- A new bike that took me over 1,300 miles
- Getting over my fear of the Unified Theatre Auditions and auditioning!
- Teaching at Young Actors Theater Company,Harmony Theatre Co. & School, and Public Art St. Paul
- Touring with the National Theatre for Children
Here’s to never reliving you again.