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Article 2: The Content Provider, at no time, represents past or present employers, corporations, volunteer groups, membership organizations, churches, vegans, fans of reality TV, Captain Planet, earth-air-and/or-fire signs, jocks, Vespa owners, women, people south of the Mason-Dixon line, republicans, light beer drinkers, democrats, illiterate adults, SUV owners, the deceased, and any noun ad infinitum… The Content Provider represents the Content Provider and only the Content Provider.

Article 3: The Content Provider’s website may or may not be continually in transition. The information published as of the present date and time may or may not be valid or accurate as content, sources, information and web-links change over time; however, the Content Provider will strive to ensure content accuracy with exception to “Article 3A.”

• • Article 3A: The Content Provider is granted complete use of artistic license to provide content that is not valid, accurate, and socially or culturally acceptable. The Content Provider’s intent is to present the idiosyncrasies of the human condition through many lenses of perspective using an array of mediums and styles in an entertaining and thought-provoking way.

Article 4: All images and text on this site come from many sources, and belong to their creators. If you see work you’ve created on the aforementioned websites please contact the site administrator if attribution or removal is desired.

Article 5: The Content Provider is not responsible, nor will be held liable, for anything any individual says on MichaelVenske.com nor the laws which those individuals may break in their country or yours through a comment’s content, implication, and intent.

• • Article 5A: Please be kind.
  • Article 5B: Comments may be deleted at the discretion of the Content Provider.

Article 6: It is not the intention of the Content Provider to do harm, injure others, defame, or libel. The content on the aforementioned website is not to be taken as fact nor absolute. If readers use advice, tips, techniques, and / or recommendations obtained on said websites and are injured and / or experience financial loss, the Content Provider will not be held responsible.

Article 7: The Content Provider will not be held responsible for translation or interpretation of content. Further, the Content Provider will be held harmless from prosecution for bad spelling, grammar and punctuation. Becuz any1 make mi$take. Especially the Cuntent Provider.

Article 8: Please contact the Content Provider for permissions to use any of the content on the aforementioned website.

Article 9: If you cannot agree to the above: please leave the aforementioned websites.

Sincerely,

Michael Venske

“Content Provider”